Me: Amazon has the MP3 of Bon Jovis Greatest Hits for five bucks so I downloaded it.
J: Must be a short album.
Me: Whaaa? What are you talking about? Bon Jovi is awesome.
J: Bon Jovi is gay.
Me: I can’t believe you just said that.
J: Bon Jovi is SO gay.
Me: I hate it when you say that.
J: Bon Jovi is so gay, even gay people say, “They’re so gay!”
Me: You are such a dork. And you know I hate it when you use the word gay as a pejorative. It’s almost as bad as when you say something is retarded.
J, giggling uncontrollably: Bon Jovi is so gay, even retarded people say, “That’s retarded.”