Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Bon Jovi

Me: Amazon has the MP3 of Bon Jovis Greatest Hits for five bucks so I downloaded it.

J: Must be a short album.

Me: Whaaa? What are you talking about? Bon Jovi is awesome.

J: Bon Jovi is gay.

Me: I can’t believe you just said that.

J: Bon Jovi is SO gay.

Me: I hate it when you say that.

J: Bon Jovi is so gay, even gay people say, “They’re so gay!”

Me: You are such a dork. And you know I hate it when you use the word gay as a pejorative. It’s almost as bad as when you say something is retarded.

J, giggling uncontrollably: Bon Jovi is so gay, even retarded people say, “That’s retarded.”

Me: I'm so not talking to you anymore. I'm just going to put in my earphones and listen to my gay Bon Jovi album.

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